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Mr. Chi-City finally resolves what to do with the dismissed parking violation that has created so much stress for him in 2009. But first, he takes the ticket to Taco Bell for a last meal. Quite the gentleman.
I can’t decide whether “HIT EM WITH A GANG OF FREEZE POPS!”, “SOAP TO YOUR DOME, BITCH!” or “FLIP IT, NINJA” is my new ringtone. One of them is obviously my new ringtone, though.
And I’m having a justice sandwich for lunch.
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People like Carlos Mencia have television contracts, while geniuses like this live and work for free. It boggles the mind, my ninja.
Too many quotes to quote! That shit was so good. His best.
Get this man a television series. He needs payment for his genius.
Mrs. Dash you a freak, let me tap that ass!
Gotta go with “Soap To Your Dome, Bitch.” Obviously.
Best so far! When is he going to get his own show? He could even do Food Network. Amazing.
PS “Soap to your dome, bitch” is officially now my ring tone. No homo.