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Oh man. If this frozen chicken wings commercial is any indication, Walt should have never left the island.
Acting! You can just imagine Malcolm David Kelley on the set, fielding questions about the smoke monster and the pirate wheel, people asking him what Evangeline Lilly is like in real life and if it’s true that her vagina can be used as a portable freezer, and then the director breaks it up and is like “your motivation in this commercial is that you’re retarded and frozen chicken wings are your medicine.” (Via The Beholder.)
Pro-tip: When looking for Michael quotes about Walt on the internet to use as a joke in a blog, don’t search for “lost my boy.” Whoops, lesson learned.
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“How many sparrows I gotta kill to get some FUCKIN’ WINGS around here?!”
If I brought 5 other kids home with me at that age, and they all started ripping through the kitchen demanding food, I wouldn’t get rewarded with a perfect looking snack platter. You know that back part of your arm that cripples you when you get pinched there? Mom was good at that.
The question isn’t where are chicken wings, but WHEN are the chicken wings?
Walt looks about ten years older then everyone else in that commercial.
Damn, you beat me to that line…
So everyone else in the question looks 7 years old or so?
Anytizers. Nice work, Marketing.
They cut the scene where Walt tells the wings that they “have more work to do.”
WAAALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“your motivation in this commercial is that you’re retarded and frozen chicken wings are your medicine.”
hehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehe, so true
Which one is walt?
He’s the one that managed to avoid any of your casting calls, tyler perry!
What’s worse:
a. being cast as a Tyler Perry stereotype or
b. starring role as the retarded kid at end of table in need of anytizers?
Man, Walt HATES gladware!
WALT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO