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Man, the Wolverine: Origins publicity train has left LOL Station and is speeding its way to FAIL Town. First there was yesterday’s Rochelle, Rochelle movie poster, and now there’s what appears to be a pin up from YM (Young Mutant! Word play!). You can tell that Wolverine stayed up all night with a pair of Adamantium scissors making sure the wear on his tanktop was purrrrfect for his first day at school.
Nice belt buckle, Wolverine.
“Come on, Wolverine, we have to go save the world.”
“In a second, let me just put on my favorite pair of jeans.”
Apparently Glamour Shots is the VP of Marketing for this movie. And the target audience is a teenage girl who doesn’t exist. These pictures are cracking me up. I’m practically peeing my pants with laughter at them:
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I pray the Hugh Jackman googles himself and the first 40 results are pissypants related.
(I just googled him and the most searched term is “hugh jackman wife” which is even funnier…america is jjjjjjust checking)
“Wolverine, who cares if your jeans are last season? What?! No I don’t think you need a haircut! We have to save… Oh, I give up.” annnnnnnnddddd SCENE
I just want to know whose body and jawline they put Hugh Jackman’s hair on. Photoshop!
i have a funny friend-of-a-friend story about hugh jackman being totally, totally gay to a cute waiter, at a dinner party, in front of his wife, barbra streisand and oprah.
well, that’s mostly the story right there.
but there’s a little more i kept secret!
I may be that teenage girl that doesn’t exist.
C’mon now, I understand your LOLage at that other poster but this looks like the typical enhanced-to-the-point-of-unreality superhero movie promo pic.
And that belt buckle is not a new feature. I had a Wolverine action figure when I was 7 that had that belt buckle.
His adamantite waist is really high.
Dude!!! He’s SMOKING, SMOKING, hott. I’m relatively sure that the Wolverine movie is going to suck, but I admire them for putting out a sucky movie with boatloads of pretty, pretty, men.
the wolverine movie is going to do good because he already has the largest comic book fanbase , that already will make it a hit movie , besides thatr the movie is going to be good, really good i saw the leaked copy , and if the real finished movie is any better its going to be the best movie that came out in a long time. If you are a real xmen wolverine fan you would not laugh at those ads they are what i expect to see when i think of a live wolverine, he would be wearing cloths just like that, it sounds like you all (especially the ones commenting on his hips, and fashion sense) are a bunch of fags trying to put down this film , because your upset its X-MEN origins – Wolverine and not broke-back moutain – Wolverine ………FAGS!!!!!!!!! LOL