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To steal from the great Kurt Vonnegut: If MC Hammer came back and saw what was being done in his name, he would never stop throwing up:
(Or Rick James, depending on your generation.) The lady is my favorite. The lady is everyone’s favorite. God, do you realize how cheap the licensing fees for “Superfreak”/”U Can’t Touch This” samples must be if the Oak Warehouse can afford it? It’s almost depressing. (Via Paul Scheer.)
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The “Look, Dad” girl is my girlfriend. Oops.
PS “Gotta have this” guy is so your Dad, Lindasy.
Actually I think it was Max von Sydow who said that in Hannah And Her Sisters. Oh yeah, first ever post here and already I’m being an asshole.
Oh God, it was only a matter of time before the internet found this. Believe me, it looses its hilarity after seeing it during the local news everyday. There’s a second version, btw, of equal crapitude.
That “take if home now” lady definitely has a crazed look in her eyes, like if you don’t buy some oak furniture right now she might kick your ass.
Ha. That place used to be down the street from my parents house. I always thought it seemed much cooler.
O-O-O-OAK
Okay…I live in Vancouver, WA and it could be a LOT worse: it could be done to “Ice,Ice Baby!”
Me thinks these folks on the commercial spent WAY TOO much time at VOODOO donuts!!!
and it ain’t butter
I was hoping this was another billy mays dub
Cutting it close. Cutting it close with those words.
“Youcantakeithomenowgetthecarkids.”
Wasn’t that “Never Stop Throwing Up” line from a Woody Allen movie, not Kurt Vonnegut? Unless Max Von Sydow stole it.
Max Von Sydow is my grandpa. For reals.
I swear to fucking god I have that kitchen table
Haha, I love this song, it?s funny seeing it being used for office furniture, there are probably hundreds of different companies it could be used to advertise with funny results.
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