The good news is that Lauren Conrad has told Seventeen magazine that she is going to quit The Hills after this season. Yessssss! That show can’t go on without LC can it? Oh God, can it? The Hills is like Cloverfield! It’s stupid, boring, full of idiots, doesn’t make any sense, and the monster can’t be killed.

No. It can be killed, right? It can be killed. Kill it. From Seventeen (via The Superficial):

“My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing.. I always want to remember it that way.”

Haha. Whoops! Take it easy, Ricky Gervais. This is not 12 episodes and two half-hour specials of The Office. You passed up on the opportunity to gracefully exit about three years ago, Cigarette Face. This is Jay Leno-caliber not-exiting-gracefully. This is George Bush “deciding” not to seek a third term caliber not-exiting-gracefully. Have fun at dinner, Lauren Conrad. I love your tie.