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The Hills season 5 preview trailer (via I’mNotObsessed), you guys:
No.
Since the season 4 finale in December, Barack Obama was sworn in as President, the economy spiraled out of control, and Eastbound and Down changed the television landscape. The world is changed, I can feel it in the water. Who on Earth gives a FUCK about whether or not Lauren and Heidi can salvage their friendship? That is Bush-era drama. Maybe if they got into their time machine and tearfully hugged on the deck of a Mission Accomplished aircraft carrier, I would be able to muster some caring about this. But even that wouldn’t work, because that would just make me mad at such a waste of a perfectly good time machine. Even the Heidi and Spencer relationship has become so painfully irrelevant that they had to hire a duck-faced actress to play a bartender that Spencer pretends to flirt with, as if he isn’t desperately clinging to Heidi’s half-famous coattails like a dying man clings to a belief in God. At this point we can’t even consider this show to be treading water. All the water is evaporated. It’s just standing in a dried out Death Valley basin frantically waving its arms around.
Even with Old Yeller, who people actually liked, Travis had the decency to shoot the rabid old mutt in the face when it got too sick. Come on, MTV. Put us all out of our foaming misery.
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Wait a minute… WE’RE the rabid old mutt that needs to be shot in the face? Seems like it’d be easier just to kill the show.
We’re all infected. The world needs a fresh start.
Or um…don’t watch? I’m surprised anyone can sit through a show. I tried, I really did try to see what my friends saw it in it. I sat, I ate popcorn and drank the Appletinis. Then I learned that I’m not that girl. There’s better things on, and I’m more of a Gin and Tonic fan.
There’s hope!
I don’t watch this show, never have never will. In fact, if my TV even displays MTV for more than three minutes, its because I had a seizure while channel surfing and haven’t regained enough motor skills to change it or throw my remote through the screen.
That being said, I still feel as if this show has somehow raped me.
They should just do the right thing here and condense this season into a 2 hour MTV movie, the likes of Saved by the Bell in Hawaii. Rip it off like a band-aid!
Girls watch The Hills. LOL @ girls
HOLY SHIT LAUREN AND HEIDI MAKE UP!!!
“Now it’s real, dawg”.
“Now its for realz dawg! You just got up in muh bizness!”
SERIOUSLY?!? Did those words really come out of his mouth? It’s like he get that out of Randy Jackson’s Ebonics for Dummies. If only I were lucky enough to switch places with Old Yeller. That doggone dog has all the luck.
Watching this show is like being in a crowded restaurant when you start overhearing the conversation of a group of idiots sitting nearby. At first you can?t believe how stupid their conversation is and as it gets more and more inane, your incredulity turns into obsession as you start surreptitiously craning your ear so that you can eavesdrop on them better. By the time they leave, you not only want to punch them in the face, but yourself as well.
always the gold from you, brian.
you’re a treat.
wow! how did that psychic know all that stuff about LC??? that’s just uncanny! who could possibly know about her friend becoming her enemy, aside from her very very close friends??
OK, you are obviously right, and I agree with you 100% Gabe, but…
does this mean you aren’t going to cover them anymore? i don’t know how to feel
SPOILER ALERT!!!! heidi and spencer end up together!!! OMGZZZZ
Why do people watch this show? Just read the tabloids and you’ll find out what happens to these doofuses.
The worst part is, I think I might watch it… I need an adult!
The worst part is, I know IN MY HEART that I’ll probably watch it. I need an adult!
I totally didn’t even come CLOSE to crying when Heidi and Lauren hugged. I mean, at least that’s what I heard happened because I totally didn’t sit through that trailer either.
If The Hills is the past is The City the future?
I can’t wait for Gabe to have to watch this.
I love it when people (Heidi’s mom I guess?) say, “Everything happens for a reason.”
LOVE. IT.
spencer’s voice (and everything) are seriously The Worst. i know things are called The Worst a lot, and there are a lot of candidates (the holocaust; everything that’s happened on the africa continent in the last 200 years; brendan fraser) but seriously guys, SERIOUSLY.
i think him and his voice and his face and his bizarre jaw line are maybe The Worst.
I LOVE how one of the first scenes is LC drinking in the middle of the day getting in a fight with Heidi, who then goes WHAT, WHAT, like she’s about to pull out a gun.
Also love how Heidi walks in the bar and the bartender is “casually” cleaning up glasses, like it’s a Western or something.
the smartest people in the world in my opinion. Not to mention they all have separate projects going on. Lauren has a clothing line, no to mention shes in school, and she works for one of the most amazing fashion designers in LA. Audrina is the new figure for a Jean line and just finished shooting “Sorority Row” with Rumor Willis. Everybody really needs to quit being so rude to these girls, who really, didn’t do anything to be famous, but live. obviously people want to have the show on, because if they didn’t MTV wouldnt be paying them like 4 times as much to come back for a 5th season. Not to mention the fact that it is in no way shape or form involved with a bush era. Are you insane? Get over it, Lauren, Audrina, Lo, and everyone on the Hills has stuff going on, and they are all still amazing and beautiful. Ask yourselves why you have to be so jealous?
They can’t expect anyone to believe this is “real” anymore. The first four seasons were a stretch but the story lines could be explained in terms of the characters’ stupidity. But yeah, Heidi walking into the bar with the “waitress” (that scene’s lit like a soap) cleaning glasses…really?