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With the Slim Suit, you’ll lose weight quickly and save tens of dollars on wrapping yourself in tinfoil. That would make you look crazy!
Looking good, ladiez. You’ll cut weight for the big fight this weekend in no time. You can lose weight doing all of your normal activities, like sitting alone watching TV, talking on the phone in a dramatic papa-san chair stolen from a prom photo background, or even just standing in the kitchen, hand tense on the dishwasher handle, waiting for someone in the house to dirty a dish and give it to you to clean up. Get together with your friends and drink space tea in your sweat-filled Slim Suits. All you need is four Slim Suits, four towels to place under the Slim Cuffs of your Slim Pants and catch all the Slimming Drips, and three other friends who hate themselves so much they don’t care about nothing. Let’s get married, all of us. (Via HolyTaco.)
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Wait, but….even in the Magic Puddy cominformercial they explain just HOW it works (green to white technology, which was my concentration in Chemistry). The least they could do was make up some BS about just exactly how it works.
In a post-Tim & Eric word, these low-budget commercial take on a new form of funny.
There is a guy at my gym who totally wears one of these suits, except it is darker in color, and he looks like an absolute fool! As far as I can tell, he hasn’t lost much weight yet either.
so, then..it’s the suit and not the running that’s making that dude lose weight?
mindfuck.
also, the woman in the pink dress might be laura bush. maybe.
Wait a minute. I use the telephone. I sleep. The Slim Suit really is for me!
“Take it easy, or take it TO THE MAX” And it shows a guy jogging in the burbs in slow-motion. SO INTENSE.
Sweat & look like a baking potato? Pass
It’s the drunken father of the Snuggie.
My favorite claim:
If you wear it to bed, you’ll actually wake up weighing less!
This is just a cheap version of what boxers and MMA fighters use to cut weight quickly when they may not be able to reach weight in time. It just makes you sweat so you mostly lose water weight.