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My friend told me about some thing he read about how STDs are running rampant among older baby boomers in those huge retirement villages in Florida, because the old people are all living together in one (Melrose-ish) place and they know they can’t get pregnant so they don’t use condoms. And now you have to know that, too. Anyway, it must be so, because a group of older people made their own CLAYMATION safe sex DVD called “Sex And The Seniors.” Claymation:

AHHH to the guy who said he made ten copies of his “No STDs” certificate! That’s your grandpa. (Thanks to Gideon for the tip!)

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Comments (12)
  1. “I hope we won’t be wallflowers!”
    “NOT WITH THIS CLEAVAGE-SHOWING DRESS.”
    It’s like they’ve been with me at every party.

    Also Brice Reinman at 1:37 is SUCH A HIPSTER.

  2. Jizzed in my pants from watching this.

  3. Gross.
    But also cute.

  4. That was the best. I want all the internets to be so cute & old.

  5. paolonotmeatballs  |   Posted on Feb 19th, 2009

    I love the geriatric generation. I hope I stick out for as long as these geezers do.

  6. I love the geriatric generation, I just hope I stick it out as long as these geezers do.

  7. Registered and didn’t think the comment got approved. Doublepost from Anonycomment, don’t mistake it for some serious hivemind.

  8. no. why are you doing this. no.

  9. tracey  |   Posted on Feb 20th, 2009

    i can’t believe they used the music from Amelie. now every time i watch that movie i’m going to think of seniors doing it. thanks.

  10. The new catchphrase around college campuses: “At my age, you want me to wear a condom?” Way to go, oldies.

  11. cutest.
    you’d think, ‘your grandparents talking about sex? gross!” but you’d only be partially right because they’re doing it with claymation! somehow the claymation cancels out the grossness and makes it just cute and wonderful.

  12. The thought of two old wrinkled gray-haired bodies slapping together makes me wanna puke!

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