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Remember Fireproof, the Christian movie about one firefighter’s quest to win back his wife’s love after being dishonorable about internet porn that surprised art house snobs by becoming the top-grossing indie of 2008? The Christian Backdraft that even Kathie Lee made fun of Kirk Cameron about? Well, you can take it off your Ironic Movie Night Netflix list (everyone has one of those, right?), because here’s a four minute video of all the “best” parts. I found that this viewing experience can be heightened by imagining a church full of hysterical laughter at the “funny” parts.
I love that there’s a big dramatic scene that includes a character accusing another character of clearing his browser history. That’s just Drama 101:
(Via Video Home System.)
When he calls her a “woman” when someone in a normal non-Christian movie would say “bitch,” it kind of has MORE power. Someone should tell Quentin Tarantino about that trick.
And if that’s too long, here’s the more plot-centered “Fireproof In 60 Seconds”:
Mr. Rudolph = the audience.
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This looks so bad that I almost want to buy the DVD just for irony.
Much like how I own The Ladykillers.
Its hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that some people feel so strongly about porn.
I feel very strongly about porn.
I feel strongly about porn A FEW TIMES A DAY.
Sorry.
I don’t feel strongly about porn so much as masturbation. You know, because it makes me feel good.
Also, the firefighter whose heel gets ran over by the train? Hilarious.
All right, the jokes been made. No need to keep it going.
Your joke’s been made. God, I’m awesome.
Can’t a brother get a laptop? Not on the family computer. Golly.
Eat cod sack!!!! Matt Cale at Ruthless killed this you hack!
Eat cod sack you hack. Matt Cale @ ruthless
Have you heard of this guy matt cale at ruthless? heard he’s awesome
that tomato juice thing was actually pretty effin hilarious.
i love how he went all OFFICE SPACE on that computer.
kirk cameron looked so badass beating up that garbage
extremely dumb humor for those who dont know what fun is.
“I feel bad for my parents” “What do they need?” “A bed and a chair.”
Tomato juice is the atheist’s nightmare…juice.
I’m sorry, but I actually find the Mr. Rudolph/Caleb exchanges to be pretty funny.
Shouldn’t this have a midnight showing like The Room?
somewhere in there is a joke about kirk’s ~banana~, i’m sure of it.
man.. kirk cameron REALLY hates trash
let’s eat!
Now why has Wanda Sykes gone and shaved her head? Get it together, baby!
As awful as that was, I’ll probably watch this to find out what happens to the train guy. Maybe I could turn into some sort of drinking game. Mr. Rudolph = DRINK!
I’ve only seen your “highlights”, but I’m surprised actually it’s as good as it is considering all the “actors” were church volunteers.
I really enjoyed this movie and thought it had a good message.
The family on “18 Kids and Counting” called this the greatest movie ever made… And they were completely serious.
I’ve seen this movie multiple times and I think it is awesome, especially considering that all of the crew volunteered to make this movie. These “highlights” if you can call them that were edited. Some of the scenes were spliced with parts taken out- perfect example is the scene when he is at the computer. There is a total chunk missing from it before he gets up and gets upset. And the “Fireproof in 60 Seconds” was made by the actors and editors as a joke.
I highly recommend this movie to anyone who is willing to have an open mind and an open heart. I think it was very well done and deserves a look before people start mocking it drawing conclusions based on things taken out of the context of the movie.
You people are a bunch of low life’s. Your pure scum of the earth.