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A bunch of everyday ’80s people share their seduction tips in this highlight reel from something called The Video Guide To Successful Seduction. Every moment is gold, but I think we can all agree that the dude from Detroit is the ultimate seducer, and that Farley has some TMI issues:
“Seduction can happen anywhere. Your car…the woods.” Wait, THE WOODS? Was this video made by the Murderer Association Of America? And since these people are old enough to be our parents, um, are any of these people anyone’s parents? That would be so cool. If these are your parents, please share in the comments. We won’t judge. (Via Video Home System.)
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How did this slip past everythingisterrible??
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that loofah looks chock full of spores.
A loofah? Is this where Bill O’Reilly learned his seduction skills?
i noticed you have freckles, you wanna talk about it? i think my penpal in elementary school said that to me once
Ok, then. Do you want to talk about your bolo tie?
I like how the girl says she is attracted to the way a guy dresses right next to a guy who clearly doesn’t know how to dress. He screams “redneck.”
The Detroit guy has this on lock.
They won’t be seducing anyone in those outfits; not even in the eighties.
you had me at ‘hi i’m farley.’
Sexy dancing at 3:50 FTW.
That dude at 3:50 is a porn star! I can’t remember his name. Awesome. That’s what they do when not humping.
Before the days of Rohypnol, it truly was a simpler time…
NEW FETISH: Making intense eye-contact with a woman while she washes you like an infant in a tacky bathtub.
Does Cindy know that John McCain is giving away all his seduction secrets???
I really hope the girls at 1:01 aren’t talking about THAT guy!
P.S. Woman at the end. So would.
I’m glad I took the Jacuzzi.
I know this is gratuitous, but I just GOTTA go through my highlights:
1. Wendy’s sign
2. Man in bathtub
3. What the fuck does “take a jacuzzi” mean, Terrible Shirt Guy?
4. WOMAN with BOLO TIE around SWEATSHIRT!!!
5. Marc Bolan after the Detroit guy
6. Heavy public restaurant petting is okay and not WILDY INAPPROPRIATE
this is PURE GOLD.
all the funnies seem so subtle compared to the NIPPLE MASSAGE in the crowded restaurant.
Oh my God, Farley is making me so sad.
“…a gram of coke, and a whip.” Its like he has been spying on me.
you guys…they called it nookie in the 80s?!?
I liked the very beginning, when the narrator says,
“you’ve just worked a long day…”>>cut to Wendy’s
“you just want to unwind…”>>cut to Liquor store
..If that’s not marketing to the target audience (silently awkward trucker hat guy), then I don’t know what is!
…all of the sudden, I miss shoulder pads…80′s fashion is pure seduction.
That was Paul Rudd at the very end!!!!