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This is an ad for Huggies called “The Potty Dance.” (via YTR):
Now, if I’m not mistaken, babies don’t have any money. Am I wrong about that? Do babies have a ton of money that I don’t know about? Because if babies have money and can use that money to buy things at stores then forget it. But if my assumption is correct and babies don’t have any money (because babies don’t have wallets, I think that’s the real issue, but whatever) then why do we need to make advertising that appeals to them? That’s what this is, right? There aren’t parents out there going “ooooh, I love the potty dance! Poop in your pants! Pee pee shake!” Actually, there probably are parents out there who are like that, which is why everyone hates parents. But, like, cool parents? Human parents? Right, no. Everyone knows cool parents aren’t fooled by marketing. They buy their diapers on Etsy.
SO WHO IS THIS FOR?
I don’t even think babies want this. Babies are like “fake rap is so 1985, end it.” If I ever have kids here is how a brand of diapers will be able to appeal to me in such a way that I will want to buy their brand over their competitors. “Hey, fellow adult, our diapers won’t get shit on you.” The end. I don’t need some weird psychodelia Sesame Street trip-hop jam about how much undeveloped digestive systems make you want to get your dance on. Go fuck yourself, Huggies.
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This sounded a heck of a lot like Doggy Bounce.
I disagree with marketing that tells children to grab their dicks in public. This fake Kenan Thompson is even worse than the real Kenan Thompson.
ha. i guess that’s the last time i feel amazing (self)satisfaction when i find the perfect gift on etsy.
gabe, why do you know about etsy?! it’s for girls!!
I don’t know who it’s for, but I just shit my pants. (My potty dance needs work.)
This is totally a ripoff of Doggy Bounce. The Crazy Dogggz should sue.
they dressed the asian family in yellow. racists.
Yo Gabba Gabba, it’s diapers!
Looks like it’s time for my band to ironically cover “The Potty Dance” at our next show. We’re so cool like that.
Obviously the point is to train babies to be receptive to commercials. That way, they’ll mindlessly spend money they don’t have on everything then see, just like their parents!
I am so glad that someone has commented on this being a rip off of the Doggy Bounce! It was killing me listening to this horrible commercial and knowing most housewives won’t recognize the reference.