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The best part is that he had TWO blow-up dolls in the car with him. He was tired of vanilla grocery store parking lot exhibitionist onanistic blow-up doll sex with just ONE “partner.” What does he look like, some Catholic prude who only fucks his blow-up doll in missionary with the lights off (in the grocery store parking lot)?

I know that it’s probably really embarrassing to have your boyfriend publicly arrested like this, but there must be some small comfort in the fact that you still have your girlfriend to keep you company.

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Comments (4)
  1. I am no longer surprised by anything that occurs in Florida.

    They deserve it all.

  2. That woman at :25 should be arrested for impersonating a stereotype.

  3. that guy has no idea what he’s missing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeVI2kWsjE

  4. Gibran  |   Posted on Feb 6th, 2009

    All the witnesses keep bringing up how horrified their children were. Newsflash, if someone is having sex with a blowup doll in front of your children please stop gawking and move your children.

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