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First we’re going to watch Duane getting DOWN, and then we’re going to guess what he does for a living now:

1…2…3…Investment Banker!!

“Lawyer” would also be accepted. Really, any job that could involve owning a sports car that you really care about. I wonder if Duane comes home some nights after a long day of closing, cranks up the stereo, and dances just like the old times. I wonder if he still looks in magazines for fashion trends. I wonder if he knows he was the first metrosexual. And I really wonder, for some reason, if he’s read/seen American Psycho. But mainly I wish I was popular in middle school, like Duane, and that everyone would cheer while I danced on TV. That would have been fun. (Via everythingisterrible.)

Comments (4)
  1. Is this from that Xuxa show?

  2. duane's girlfriend  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009

    I laughed way too hard at this.

  3. Rotimi  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009

    Love the hop at the end

  4. isn’t he the oldest kid from Home Improvement?

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