(thanks for the tip, Max)

“They’re only reporting on this because she’s white,”

or

“We are going to find him, and we are going to put him in habijrail.”

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Comments (7)
  1. I would like to add that even though Gabe wisely didn’t give away the joke, everyone has to watch this NOW. Everyone in the world will laugh. It’s really kind of important. Thanks.

  2. Her parents will finally get justice on their daughter’s killer… if they can stop snuggling him.

  3. Thank you for not copping out with a link to dramatic hamster.

  4. Daniel  |   Posted on Jan 30th, 2009

    It’s dramatic GOPHER. And somebody totally went out in a blaze of glory on this one.

  5. Patrick  |   Posted on Jan 31st, 2009

    I thought it was dramatic Prairie Dog…

    At first they brought in Hamster On A Piano Eating Popcorn for questioning, but his alibi was airtight as he was, y’know, on a piano eating popcorn at the time of the disappearance.

    Thank you for habijrail. It is like a joyous little saturday morning gift.

  6. Can I get Johnny Chimpo, Jerry Giraffe, and Bobby the Baboon in for a lineup? Thanks sweety.

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