This paragraph from the AP is basically perfect:

NEW ORLEANS – “Batman Forever” star Val Kilmer will reign as celebrity king when the Krewe of Bacchus parade rolls through New Orleans on Feb. 22, two days before Mardi Gras.

Every morning the “Batman Forever” star wakes up, looks in the mirror, and thanks God. Never in a million years would he have thought that all this would happen to him. Some people only dream about it. He doesn’t know what he did right in a past life to deserve all this. Never take it for granted. “You lucky son of a bitch,” he says.

Comments (11)
  1. whoa. from that picture I think HE should bw the new mister miyagi

  2. FreshD  |   Posted on Jan 30th, 2009

    YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT ICEMAN THAT WAY!!!!

  3. Dane  |   Posted on Jan 30th, 2009

    Is that what Jim Morrison would look like today?

  4. It’s all because of his stellar voicework on the box office smash Delgo.

  5. He also wants to become governor of New Mexico. Seriously. If he becomes our Celebrity King Governor, I’m going to have to move.

  6. Val Kilmer died a year ago. Every appearance since then has just been an elaborate Zach Galifianakis performance.

  7. this made me lol

  8. laslo  |   Posted on Jan 31st, 2009

    I heard Val kilmer can hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with his penis.

  9. Has anyone seen or seen footage of him playing Moses on stage in LA? I think it ran a night or two.

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