
This is from December 2008, which is the Age Of Enlightenment in internet years, but hang on Voltaire, ’cause the redub of Billy Mays’s annoying Mighty Putty infomercial is going to fix everything in your life. Literally:
I know this wasn’t viral marketing, but I actually want some mighty putty now. (Thanks for the tip, Steve!)



























Jabo0odyDubs = SUBSCRIBE
Just want to tell you what a great job you’re doing meeting your Swingers reference quota. Keep it up!
I love fuckin’ green-to-white technology!
I don’t want any putty, but I do want some marzipan….
fuckin’ green to white technology is the best.
I use mighty putty for all my fucking arts and crafts & also, mail.