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This 1981 local news report about “electronic newspapers” is going around today. They treat the idea that’s basically the internet like crazy woo-woo science fiction. Electronic newspapers are to the internet what horseless carriages were to the car:

Old news reports about the internet are always funny, but in a comforting way: no matter what happens in life, news reports about technology from five years ago or longer will always be a source of amusement. Though I was under the impression that “spiffy” has ALWAYS been an uncool word. (Via Waxy.)

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Comments (11)
  1. it’ll take a FEW years? oh, understated 1981 guy.

  2. I don’t think this will catch on. It’s not spiffy enough.

  3. lesmajestic  |   Posted on Jan 28th, 2009

    I love that guy who’s just on there b/c he owns a home computer. Always gotta have an interview with an expert! Journalism!

  4. I like how the anchor is using the sawed-off end of a shotgun as a microphone. Also, the fellow not worried about being out of a job is now dead.

  5. Nikola Tesla had that shit figured out well before 1981. Nikola Tesla had all his shit figured out well before anyone else.

    Thomas Edison is a fucking douche.

  6. Jean  |   Posted on Jan 29th, 2009

    “We’re not in this for the money. We probably aren’t going lose a lot but we won’t make much either.”

    Oops.

  7. Ha. I love how complicit they are in their own downfall!

  8. If it weren’t for Edison’s patent-thieving shenanigans, Tesla would have destroyed the entire planet with the power of his mad genius.

  9. big thumbs up to this news report being on the internet.

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