Shall we? He’s old enough for sweeties, but too young for a wife:
Having watched too many FAIL videos, I expected the Loch Ness Monster to jump out of that lake and eat him, which would be funny, come on. (I’m allowed to make that joke, because my last name is of Scottish origin.) (Via my boyfriends at everythingisterrible.)






























he dances like a grandparent
I was thinking the same thing! You can almost see his grandfather behind the camera coaching him. “Now, roll your wrists like this and skip! And then stick out a leg and put your hands on your hips!”
haha, exactly. but I said grandparent because there are some grandmotherish moves there as well: check 0:47, that hip! I love this.
I’m from Scotland. I’m sorry about this. (The guy at the end, Sydney Devine, is actually from my hometown…)
I hope grandpa gave him a year supply of Werther’s for this…
Scotland, you continue to be awesome at everything. Great Job!
scotdisc is both the worst and the best. it’s hilariously bad but mighty embarassing simultaneously.
it’s reassuring to be reminded that america isn’t the only country with manipulative stage parents.
little jonbenet mcramsay over there, it’s not our fault.