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I don’t know what Rich is talking about. This is just a guy who loves big, thick hamburgers talking about how delicious they taste when he sucks them into his hot, warm mouth and swallows every last little bit. Leave it to a VEGETARIAN to misinterpret what is obviously a totally normal description of the pleasurable sensation of putting meat in your mouth. This is not a pipe.
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“It’s always good to go pleasure yourself.” “It all just cums (that’s how I interpret it) in your mouth. It’s like one big explosion.”
This guy needs to get out more and lay off the euphemisms.
I have no idea how to respond to this. Is he aware he is on television? I can’t tell by the tone of his voice if he is being self-mocking and cheeky. HELP!
OMG YES. my fiance and i saw this and figured he HAS to be fucking with them. which is somehow better, the fact that some memphis frat boy punked the travel channel into making their hamburger segment homoerotic.
I halfway agree… I halfway wonder if he’s just so straight that he doesn’t attach any homoerotic connotations to any of those expressions. Either way, it’s curious that this made the final cut.
More dire, these mutants call grease “Vitamin G,” and they deep fry hamburgers…
“Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.”
“It seems that I’ve shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I’ve got something of a mess on my hands.”
Ceci n’est pas disgusting.
“I’d hit it”
Yes yes, I understand. Unintentional homoeroticism is funny. But I still can’t move past the fact that the intended point of the advert is to advocate the huge amounts of grease in their food. I find that disgusting on an entirely new level.
Yeah, I know, “Vitamin G.” Yay America, fat and dying of heart disease and proud!