If I could build a time machine, I would go back in time and KILL HITLER, but after that I would go back in time to just before the sad-face emoticon was invented and kill whoever invented it (because that’s the only way to stop him probably, better safe), not because the sad-face emoticon is bad but because it was premature. It’s all been leading up to this moment. We are standing on the shoulders of our Amistads and we are saying :( . We are saying :( so hard.

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  1. OH PICKLES!

  2. pizzaplanet  |   Posted on Jan 26th, 2009

    No, we are saying :D .

  3. I am so uncomfortable right now. I mean, I’m all in support of turning psychological trauma into expression as a way to manage it, but… I just… youtube? Not the place.

    Great, now I feel like I just wrote an “I’m sorry you were molested, but…” comment.

  4. Gmarley  |   Posted on Jan 26th, 2009

    The only thing more horrifying than seeing this is seeing the casting call auditions for the part of the dad (read: OMG LOOK AT THAT GUY!) My skin is crab-walking.

  5. I am just so not cool with that. This is perhaps the most awkward song of 2009.

  6. It lacks a certain elan.

  7. Excutive [sic] Produced by Flava?!?! He’s my favorite excutive producer. And why Queen Ifrica? Did they also misspell Africa?

    I would like to see this played at da club. Everyone starts singing along and then there is the growing discomfort. I think the rockin’ Jamaican beat was a major FAIL.

    And it’s can’t be the most awkward song of 2009 since it was made in 2007 from Flim [sic] Jamaica Productions.

  8. Microsoft Songsmith beat?

  9. she’s thankful for their “nosy neighbors”
    :(

  10. fuck…reggae is ruined. sorry bob.

  11. The reason TMI was invented.

  12. kyuliawan (1 hour ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam
    i can relate to this in many ways. except the dad is your mom

    ^lol

  13. 1.42: the Super Mario Bros bag broke my heart.
    :(

  14. I don’t know guys. My reaction was more of a

    : |

  15. Carrie  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    I think it’s actually trying to be more like “WORKING MOTHERS/CAREER WOMEN : ( “

  16. Jaunty Missive  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    What is admirable is never forgetting your shower cap despite personal trauma you may be suffering.

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