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I won’t ruin this by giving away the sexual act a “love doctor” says Barack and Michelle “do a lot of” in this clip from a Detroit Fox news broadcast, but it took me (and, apparently the giggling offscreen host) at least five seconds to realize what this “sexpert” really meant:
I wonder how many Detroiters spit out their coffee when they heard that. (And shouldn’t a “love doctor” have heard of (the act in question)? I guess she hasn’t seen Chasing Amy.
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She went on to say “They also do that fist-pound thing to congratulate one another. What did you think I said?”
So that’s why none of my relationships have worked out!
I know what she meant but…”The do a lot of touching, kissing… even fisting,” Out of context with the whole fist bump thing it made me giggle like a perv.
The do a lot of FISTING! PRICELESS!!!!!
After looking at the youtube video i was able to find the original here http://tinyurl.com/7fu8cx
I like at the end of the original how the host feels the need to clarify what was meant by “fisting.” I have to say when i first watched this i had no idea what on earth she could possibly have meant. Is “fisting” now a popular term for fist bump and i just didn’t realize it? A quick google search is only going to bring up one type of fisting…
I must say, I’ve never cared much for the non-literal exaggerative sort of internet lingo (lol, rofl etc.) but this clip actually made my jaw drop and it stayed there for some 5 seconds (an eternity in internet shocker-y)
Oh crap. I’m still laughing right now. And tears are rolling down my face. I’m worried all this laughing is going to make me throw up. The. Funniest. thing I’ve seen in recent memory. Fuck. Why doesn’t she know what fisting is??? You mean to tell me the Love Dr. is unfamiliar with the cure for a broken heart? Mmm… fisting. Lolz. Man.
where i live we call the fist-bump thing “pounding” so i don’t know which would have been worse.
the best part is at the end of the longer clip (the full interview), where the host “fists” the “doctor” to clarify the matter. Hilarious.