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This “Boxxy” chick being annoying is a superviral meme because of The Four Chan (I’m trying to sound really old here, and I think it’s working.) It is EXTREMELY IRRITATING. But it’s also extremely popular, so please put this chick, who is your girlfriend, in the same category as Fred, and if you watch this, headphones WAY up!:

Please “accidentally” spill water on your girlfriend Boxxy’s webcam and take her to the park to run around. The rest of the internet has some actual work to do. (“Thanks” for the tip, John!)

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  1. Lara  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2009 +2

    If that was my girlfriend I’d stab pencils in her eyes. Just sayin’

  2. God, this girl is the Helen of Troy of annoying and awful. The (worst) face that launched a thousand 4chan assholes.

  3. mel  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2009 +17

    i made it through 37 seconds! DONE. Shut it down, shut the whole GOD DAMN Internet down

  4. owencafe  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2009 +4

    I swear Boxxy was puppet caller from Sifl & Olly’s “Calls from the Public”. she seems like she strives to be crescent fresh…

  5. Did I do something to you, Lindsay, something personal? Cut you off on your way to work this morning? Make out with your mom before the divorce was finalized? Accidentally poison your cat?

    I mean, I must have done SOMETHING to warrant you abusing my eyes/ears/brain/soul like this; and if you’re going to make me suffer, I’d like to know why. So I can apologize.

  6. She reminds me of a female ‘sxephil’ – eyeliner replacing hair gel but just as unbearable. Get this girl a TV show!

  7. ….what? i mean…..just….because…what?

  8. TD  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2009 0

    She’s terrifying at first, but I kind of like her. I’d want to invite her to a gig in hopes that she would bring whatever she’s on.

  9. THANK YOU LINDSAY FOR SPREADING THE CANCER TO ANOTHER SITE I VISIT.

  10. I remember seeing this with the video speed doubled or tripled. It was hilarious and the only way I could watch a minute of her yammering.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVxM7FguBM8

  11. Joel  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2009 0

    Hadn’t heard of her, but looked on youtube and saw this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXMGsG266Pk&feature=channel_page

    Either we’re part of an overly elaborate prank or some internet conspiracy is afoot.

  12. At least Fred has a point (read: acting like a 3-year-old and talking really fast). I don’t even know what this girl is about.

  13. sol  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2009 +3

    I must break up with her.

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  15. God, I want to gouge my eyes out. Who the hell is that hyper? Ugh, I wish you could universally ban annoying on YouTube/the internet.

  16. wow i read the backstory behind boxxy and it was honestly fascinating.
    im so proud of teh internetz

  17. I am…. having such a hard time making up my mind about this. I simultaneously find this annoying as all hell and adorable as all hell.
    Goddamnit. The internet is evolving.

  18. I worked a job with a girl that was like this. She was manic….. and buzzing. She had her MBA and somehow sounded this stupid and that high.

  19. jnuh  |   Posted on Jan 19th, 2009 +8

    Things to do today:

    Wash eyes.
    Destroy Internet.

  20. Tippet  |   Posted on Jan 20th, 2009 +2

    Boxxy is a total dude.

  21. it made me grit my teeth and sweat a lot.

  22. Um. I guess this is definitely not real. I’m not sure why exactly she put this up, but it seems to be some sort of stupid lonelygirl bullshit. She’s a few years too late, unfortunately.

  23. You know that threshold where you must stop watching something because it’s so awkward and it makes you so uncomfortable? Yeah, that’s Boxxy for me.

  24. Wha…why does she sound like Katherine Hepburn? I don’t understand…it…does not…compute….oh, crap. Yeah, my brain just exploded.

  25. I accidentally a whole Boxxy video. Help!

  26. edc  |   Posted on Jan 20th, 2009 +2

    umm.. this is clearly epic trolling.

  27. John   |   Posted on Jan 20th, 2009 +2

    I just can’t figure out why she speaks so strangely.
    Speech impediment?
    Accent?
    Or just tweaked out on strawberry crystal meth.

  28. I survived 36 seconds!!!
    Boxxxy seems destined for amateur porn, and wasn’t “Boxy” the name of the kid on the 70s version of “Battlestar Galactica”? Or was Boxy that kid’s robotic dog?
    John nailed it with the “strawberry meth” tip.

  29. Chadams  |   Posted on Jan 21st, 2009 +1

    Can someone reach through their internet and smack her hard before her parents call her down for dinner?

  30. anon  |   Posted on Jan 21st, 2009 0

    fellow anon, Videogum has cancer.

    Lindsay, 4chan created LOLcatz.

    we did not create this goddawful meme that is slowly killing /b/.

    • Face it, it was the traffic from 4 chan that brought Boxxy to the rest of the internet. YOU are the one who fueled the cancer.

      • anon  |   Posted on Jan 25th, 2009 0

        FALSE, i have not once posted in a Boxxy thread. but i am anonymous, so i suppose you were adressing all of /b/. goddamnit i miss the old days when /b/ used to invent rickrolling and ruin peoples lives whose lives were worth ruining.

  31. I found the video mildly annoying. I found the back story to be insanely annoying. Ugh. It’s like 4chan and everyone connected to it is on a mission to prove that the internet is going to destroy humanity.

  32. bobo fett  |   Posted on Jan 22nd, 2009 +5

    if that was my girlfriend there would be alot of hate fucking involved

  33. normally i’d find a girl wearing a moonites t-shirt a turn on. someone find the ritalin pepper spray.

  34. Tippet  |   Posted on Jan 23rd, 2009 +2

    Update on the Boxxy story blog. Sorry, but this is about more than some 16 year old that some people find annoying.

    http://boxxystory.blogspot.com/

  35. The worst part is that some people in the world thing this is “humor”

  36. Hugh Manatee  |   Posted on Jan 24th, 2009 +2

    SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR I’M GOING TO FUCK IT

  37. I just puked on my shoes.

  38. Interesting. She’s so annoying it’s unreal, but I’ve been trying to place her accent and I just can’t get it. She makes enough little slip-ups that you can tell she’s not a native English speaker, but beyond that I just can’t say.

  39. You’re just exasperating the problem by posting shit like this.

  40. John  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2009 0

    >Lindsay, 4chan created LOLcatz.
    You should be shot for saying that horrible word. Not only did ICHC rip off our theme day material and claim it as their own invention, they gave it the dumbest name possible. Come on, “LOL cats”?

    I guess everyone’s cashing in on 4chan now, as far as I can tell from all the meme-printed T-shirt adverts. Whatever happened to 1 and 2?

    /b/ should be shut down. Put out of its misery. Send all the underage morons back to the GD where they came from. It’s just sad.

  41. crazytalk  |   Posted on Feb 19th, 2009 0

    i’ve never thought about fucking howie mandel before.

  42. monkey  |   Posted on Apr 24th, 2009 +2

    Her problem is that she is attractive and quirky. But that was before all the boys at her highschool hit puberty and started going all: “Wow thats so awesome when you do that! I just know that we are meant to be more than just friends….one day…..” and she was all like “Wow everyone likes everything I do. I have so many friends!” and now shes Kanye West. Thus: self indulgent crazy talk.

  43. boxxitopia  |   Posted on May 15th, 2009 0

    /b/oxxy is our queen

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