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This ’80s commercial for Jello will make you say the C Word in your head. I guarantee it:
That commercial makes me wish that Jello had a rival product, like Pepsi or Microsoft, and that the rival company put out a commercial called “Suzie’s Brand Of Justice,” where Suzie takes the bus from Minnesota to LA and smothers that chick slowly with a bulky sweater. And then eats a delicious bite of the rival product and says “Looks like it was you who needed a sweater, and also Jello is made from HORSE HOOVES!” (Via Fey Friends and everythingisterrible.)
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I hate the c-word, but I hate her more.
Colon cleansing?
No, that’s two words.
Then when I moved to LA I ditched my bulky sweaters and become a huge asshole.
Well, if all those studies about aspartame are true (aspartame is the main ingredient in Nutrasweet), then is the C Word cancer?
I TOTALLY remember this commercial! It stung because it was right at the dawn of my long Awkward Phase and I was starting to realize that my teen years were going to be nothing like Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield’s, as I had previously assumed. Bitch.
I think the rival company should be Spam. The wonderful mystery meat from Austin Minnesota!!
Jello: The Bitchmaker.
Crabby Sue!
And then one day she got gang raped by some chulos in wife beaters with tear drops tattooed on their cheeks, and she moved back to minnesota.
seriously people.
the c word.
u now, c u next tuesday? take the first letter of each word? duh.
i knew that when i was like,,,, 12