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Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Year’s Resolution is to never quit being such an insufferable asshole.
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“I am the person my friends call when they want to know: “I am redoing this bathroom, and I want a sink that looks midcentury, but a contemporary version of a midcentury. Where should I go?” ”
Answer: Off a cliff.
ha, exactly. gwyneth you tiiiiiiire me
She can always fall back on showing her bazooms on the red carpet, says my grandmother.
Gwynnie: “I am the person my friends call when they want to know: ‘I am redoing this bathroom, and I want a sink that looks midcentury, but a contemporary version of a midcentury. Where should I go?’”
You should go somewhere and kill yourself?
Jinx. Wow, you really are in my mind.
I think it’s more a testament to how disgustingly atrocious that statement is. Thanks Gweneth!
Gwyneth, I’m redoing my bathroom and want a sink that looks like mid-80′s CBGB’s after a GG Allin show, but a contemporary version of mid-80′s CBGB’s after a GG Allin show. Where should I go?
Blood orgy?
Gabe, this is not a good way to get a hit of energy. It’s just noise to Gwyneth. She feels sorry for us/you.
“I think part of the problem is people get a hit of energy when they are negative about something, and it is a very detrimental way for them to get that hit of energy. They do not understand why they do not have a happy life.”
Gwyneth’s critics: crack addicts!
Who the fuck is Gwyneth Paltrow?
Very creative, asshole.
First Del Tha Funkee Homosapien and now Kanye? Why do you hate me hip hop?
Fuck off.
At last! Finally a website (sorry, newsletter) that deals with that age old problem of where to get a contemporary midcentury sink. That problem has often kept me awake at night, thanks Gwyneth.
Oo, I love when Kanye leaves comments. He’s typing so hard on his Macbook Air, you guys.
Man. She’s really bad at naming things.
POOP: It’s a portal into Gwyneth Paltrow’s life
Q: Why the name GOOP?
A: It is a nickname, like my name is G.P., so that is really where it came from. And I wanted it to be a word that means nothing and could mean anything.
You win Videogum, she really was one of the worst people of the year.
Jeez, where’s the shutup button?