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For every kid who tried to get their parents to buy a whoopie cushion from that ad page in every Archie comic, or made a fart sound into a cassette recorder and hid it under a sibling’s chair over and over, trying to get the timing right, there’s the iPhone app “iFart,” which you all probably already know about but I just found out about because I don’t have an iPhone, okay? TRY NOT TO LAUGH. It isn’t possible:
And it’s apparently the #1 selling iPhone app? Of course it is! I really hope there’s some dude out there right now buying a McMansion with cash and calling it “The house that farts built.” (Thanks for the tip, Alex!)
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The only slightly more horrible application? A death ray iPhone app.
Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.
Apple Enthusiasts are sporting their armored Powerbooks and reflective laptop bags at the MacWorld expo this week.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/scientist-creates-iphone-death-ray-app/
Maybe if their farts didn’t all sound alike, I’d buy it.
Or if I had an iPhone. God, I’m missing out.
this is real?
is this commercial on tv???
Oh Lindsay, will you be my Designated Driver?
iDon’tgetit.
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