As a holiday treat, they let Andy Dick loose on today’s The View, and even let him sing a song about his alcohol monitoring bracelet. And it’s kind of funny! Here’s his entire appearance (song is at the beginning) because at the end they show his son in the audience, and Andy Dick having an adult son is weird, which they point out (“YOU have a CHILD?”):

Just to make sure everyone was paying attention, Andy Dick called his “sex” a “bitch” and suggests that it be “cut off permanently.” On The View. Also, Sherri Shephard calls him her “heart.” Those two crazy kids should date!