Gabe saw this video earlier and said he didn’t feel like making fun of this guy demonstrating his sexual prowess on a defenseless (and disturbingly family-couch-looking) pillow, but I do. If you can make it until the end (am I the only one?), it turns out to be a commercial for sunflower seeds. Or something:

It would be funny if someone in this guy’s family viewed this video and realized that they were sitting on the pillow in question. God, that poor, poor pillow. The opening shot of the lone pillow is kind of accidental genius filmmaking, though.

Comments (10)
  1. meredith  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    i have never felt so sorry for an inanimate object…

  2. meredith  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    i have never felt so sorry for an inanimate object…

  3. Saida33  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    Hello, God? I’d like to turn in ALL MY FUTURE SEXUAL THOUGHTS please. Thanks.

  4. Chadams  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    Wow. The 1-2 combo of sunflower seeds man and shower boy is quite a lot to take in on a Tues. evening. But yes, you’ve GOT to love sunflower seeds.

  5. Natasha  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2008

    NSFL!!! Great, now I have to wait for another Jerry Orbach to say goodbye to his sweet life so I can get new eyes Thanks.

    I think this time, its your boyfriend, Lindsay. You are so proud of his video skillz.

  6. My friends birthday is tomorrow
    This was my gift to him

  7. The belly button thing? STOP IT!
    On the other hand, at least he’s getting some exercise.

  8. I seriously did not make it through the whole thing. Poor pillow. =(

  9. bellybutton  |   Posted on Jan 20th, 2009

    @susan: haha, i thought the same thing! never thought anything sexual could be stored there and used later.

  10. Next on Oprah: Pregnant Pillow Speaks out: Sunflower Seed Man is my baby’s daddy!
    Poor Pillow!

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