
Sara at Best Week Ever shared the fascinating agony of this Stupid People Trick from Letterman. A lady who looks like Robin Wright Penn touches herself where nobody should touch: the inside of her eyelids:
If David Letterman is going to go down this road with Stupid Human Tricks, and he can act grossed-out all he wants but he makes the choices and he has chosen this road, might I suggest having someone on with a bad sunburn, who peels the whole thing off in one piece? Because that is just one tiny level away from this lady. Eyelid scratching is a slippery slope, Dave.






























LINDSAY ROBERTSON! Grody! Your sunburn idea!
seriously! nasty!
It was the worst thing I could think of!
This is from an episode several months ago.
Despite this example, Letterman’s video segments from the 90s are gold (particularly those featuring him shooting the shit with kids or manning the drive-thru at Taco Bell). That man is the precursor to all worthwhile internet video.
She’s my dream girl 2.0.
Are you sure this girl isn’t anybody’s girlfriend??
Yeah, your girlfriend was on Letterman several months ago.
Priiiiiiiiiiivate Eyes *clap* Are watching you *clap clap*