Such a significant promo.

(via GoldenFiddle)

Breakfast
“What can you expect? You can expect to see me, eating pancakes, at a table. I’m going to eat buttermilk pancakes like they were caviar. It was an honor, an honor and a privilege to be considered to eat such a significant pancake.”

Grocery Shopping
“What can you expect? You can expect to see me, putting items, in a basket. I’m going to select groceries the way I would select Maybachs. It was an honor, an honor and a privilege to be considered to shop for such significant groceries.”

Brushing Teeth
“I bring a little bit of youth. A little swag. I’m going to brush these teeth the way I would brush God’s teeth. Such a significant mouth.”

And cetra. The moral is from the comedies, to the mysteries, to the greatest sitcoms in history, TAKE IT EASY, T.I.