Home Depot is going through troubled times, so either they’re renting out their stores for weddings or making viral marketing videos. But this seems pretty real — especially since the vows are strange. (What does he say? “Careless whispers before death?” Something really gothy like that.):

Interestingly, this was posted by the same guy who originally (it apears) posted the Sarah Palin Miss Alaska footage, and as the minister says, the wedding takes place in Alaska. If only it was Bristol and Levi’s Home Depot wedding! Now that would be something. Oh yes, and the couple is registered at Lowe’s. (Can I replace Leno now?)