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What better way to spend quality late-night TV time with your loved ones this Thanksgiving than by watching the midnight premiere of the “gothumentary” Goth Cruise on IFC? Trailer:
Aside from looking like the most fascinating of Thursday night’s TV options, Goth Cruise has the added benefit of presenting a teachable moment for your parents about that goth phase you went through in high school, and that cruise phase they went through in the early ’00s. Everyone wins!
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as much as I love Siouxsie and the Banshees, that song really made no sense being played throughout that entire thing.
That boat needs to be sunk to the bottom of the deepest ocean.
Everyone, please stop paying attention to Goths. Then maybe they will find something more productive to do to satisfy their pathetic need for constant attention.
Goths who are no longer in high school, now it’s just kind of sad.
Goths need to stop thinking of themselves as a culture. Goth isn’t a culture, it’s an artistic direction thats been highjacked by poor fashion sense and egocentric musicians.
Thinking about it, this would be totally badass if the people were more badass.
When is ‘Anarchist-Punk-Death-Metal-Gang-Bang Cruise’ ship coming out? I want to see THAT documentary.
I’m filming that right now. The shuffleboard scene is fucking intense.
Since when are goths so organized?
Also: Since when do goths STILL EXIST???
Seriously, is it 1998 all of the sudden.