Posted on Nov 24th, 2008 by Gabe 3 Comments

According to your boyfriend, Perez Hilton, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have eloped to Mexico. Which is why we are suggesting Mexico be immediately sealed off and left to tear itself apart, Doomsday style. NO OFFENSE, MEXICO.

Alternate: “we’re going to need a bigger cask of amontillado.”

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Comments (3)
  1. tps12  |   Posted on Nov 24th, 2008

    Uh, you know the dude wasn’t put inside the cask of amontillado, right?

    Reply
  2. K  |   Posted on Nov 24th, 2008

    I didn’t know how long I’d been waiting for a Cask of Amontillado joke until now. Well done, Sir.

    Reply

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