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Meeting at The Soupwalker Ranch:

Soup Staffer 1: “What will go really viral this week?”
Soup Staffer 2: “I don’t know, a Twilight/Gossip Girl mashup?”
Soup Staffer 1: “That’s too obvious. How is that even Soup related?”
Soup Staffer 2: “Just throw Tyra in there. It’ll work.”

And somehow, yeah, okay…sure:

Somehow thinking of Chuck Bass as a vampire takes away like 99.9999999% of his power. (Or “power.”)

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Comments (6)
  1. Whatever, everyone knows that “Chuck Bass is the master.”

  2. Ha! I think that’s the best mash-up ever.

    I really want to cut myself, for having the hots for Chuck Bass like I do. I make myself sad. And my dad even loved me enough, in the proper way, but I still want to put my worm on a hook and get myself a Bass…

  3. I think it’s a little too late to act upon my Buffy fantasy, of watching it with a group of die-hard fans and asking questions that presume the wrong aspects of vampire lore (“Why doesn’t Angel just turn into a bat?”), maybe I can try it with Twilight.

  4. I love The Soup, I am to The Soup what those psycho girls are to Edward Cullen, but this just didn’t make me laugh, especially after reading that Soup staff scenario, because it’s true. But I will always love you The Soup!

  5. Looks like you’ve just caught yourself a FAIL

  6. Not very funny. But, I love Chuck Bass and the Soup is occasionally quite hilarious.

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