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A tipster sent this to us with the subject line “Jingle FAIL.” Which is correct:

It stars the following people (all of these things are not like the others):

Sandra Bernhard, Janelle Monae, Jon Heder, Rainn Wilson, Selma Blair, Trey & Flo, Dixie Chicks, Freddy Rodriguez, Romany Malco, Jason Biggs.

I’ve got it! Okay: The only celebrities not asked to do a Get Out The Vote Ad who all have the same agent. Do I win? (Thanks to Scott for the tip!)

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Comments (32)
  1. If there was a gun to my head and I was to find one thing I liked about Jingle Fail, it would be Selma.

  2. It’s not even Thanksgiving yet!!

  3. Try as I might, I couldn’t stop watching. At least it has that going for it.

    I’m just glad I don’t have a TV so I never have to see it again. Thank you, internet, for keeping this off my illegal television.

  4. Has anybody seen the Mohegan Sun “My Sharona” ads? UGH. It’s a master class in shedding your last ounce of dignity:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hog6OOAKfI&eurl=http://talkingmoviezzz.blogspot.com/2008/08/local-tv-mohegan-sun-ad.html

  5. thetinygangsta!  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008

    just threw up a little in my mouth…

  6. I think Jingle JAIL just got a little more crowded (see what I did there?)

  7. whatever, i love janelle monae. AIN’T NO ONE GONNA STOP ME FROM LOVIN’ HER.

  8. I think I just had a stroke…

  9. Even though I don’t identify with any of the terrible genres of music that this is a ‘fusion’ of or whatever, I still feel insulted. It’s like the GAP is telling me they think this is what I like. This is not what I like. Ew.

  10. Why Rainn!? Why!!!??

  11. janelle monae is the worst because she takes herself so seriously in this lampoon of an ad.

    jon heder is the best because he doesn’t.

  12. Oh.. my head.
    If there’s one thing that Videogum has taught me it’s that most adverts from the US are absolute crap. These things are supposed to make you buy stuff right?

  13. Janelle Monae and Trey Songz are quality shit.

    The rest of them (with the exception of Rainn): ehhhhhh

    Sandra Bernhard? Really?

  14. napoleon bonerparte  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008

    so when does the famously untalented jon heder go away and disappear? is that soon?

  15. winky  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008

    Glad I live in Canada, so maybe I won’t have to see this ad on TV.

  16. Retarded to the power of GAP.

  17. anon  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008

    ow, my soul hurts. i think that commercial just took a piece of it

  18. Who’s the black lady with way too much hair in the front part of her head?

  19. katie  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008

    the advertising execs must have hit their heads really hard when they fell into the gap. jason biggs? john heder? really?

  20. Even with commercials, Selma Blair picks the worst fucking projects.

  21. that chick can’t get enough of her dumb hair

  22. NOOOO! NOT JANELLE MONAE! That’s it, I want her cybersoul in a box under my desk by 3PM.

  23. I thought Sandra Bernhard died on 9/11. Who’s idea was it to resurrect her?

  24. tautou  |   Posted on Nov 14th, 2008

    Jon Heder and Jason Biggs can go die in a fire.

  25. karl  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2008

    I’m going to be seeing that Dixie Chick dancing in my nightmares…

  26. that would do great on SNL. loving it because I’m in Korea until Christmas hopefully I won’t ever have to see that again.

  27. none of those people are celebrities.
    is rainn attempting the bleeding love dance from sytycd?

  28. I’ve been resisting watching this because I thought it would be terrible. Quite honestly, after watching it I’m just too confused to form any sort of opinion.

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