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lindsay: hey, I made a video for videogum.
lindsay: can you check it out and tell me what you think?
lindsay: (link to this):
gabe: you’re going to have to barf to make up for how I just barfed.
lindsay: you got Your Girlfriend Roll’d!
gabe: I got Gross Roll’d
gabe: God, she ALSO has vampire teeth. As if she needed just a little extra something.
lindsay: You love her.
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that is the closest i have come to barfing from the Internet. good work.
11 am is too early for this. ok, there is never a right time for this. WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT TO THEIR TOUNGE??!??? (is a question that I do not want to know the answer to.)
it’s obviously natural.
Holy crap! Someone has issues.
Tatoos-check, piercings-check, deviated tongue-of course, vampire teeth- huh…seriously, vampire teeth? The tongue is gross but I’m willing to overlook it. It’s the thought process and practical application that goes into idolizing a mythical creature which dumbfounds me.
You kids keep it down out there or I’m calling the cops!!!
this is turning into highschoolgum
this is bothering me way more than it has any right to. maybe i had kinda, sort-of, heard about this before, but i blocked it. i looked away. it wasn’t a wiggle-wiggle-ing in my face.
Doctor: thanks for your money, freaky-deaky, i will now cut your tongue in half just like you asked.
call me sad grandpa, but this is one surgery too far, doctors.
I have zero sympathy for the inevitable, soul-crushing regret that is going to come down on this girl.
Someday that’s going to be someone’s grandma-roll’d.
I think I saw her in the junkyard vampire court scene on True Blood.
HOT!
The funniest thing is that these people thing they’re transcending culture, when in fact, they’re buying into and confusing their own identity with some of its most commercial aspects. There’s little difference between this and getting a High School Musical 3 tattoo on your face.
piercing and vampire teeth aside… somebody with a tongue like that could administer some awesome head – to either sex….
too much??? too soon???
Ugh, this broke my happiness. In ten years she’ll regret this and I will laugh.
I enjoyed the effed up way that she made the two halves of her split tongue dance with each other! Freaky!!
not to be all bitinggabes’sstylegum or anything, but the kids in darfur called and told me they think her tongue is an awesome use of money and they can’t wait to get the same thing done, once they’re done being repeatedly raped and dying of dysentery.