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He’s probably sorry for a lot of things, really:
The headline here says he “Swears off alcohol,” which seems extreme. He should just swear off peeing on people.
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I do some stupid things at shows when I drink but come on, peeing on people, really?
I’d just like to point out:
“Swearing off drinking” does not equal “Never touching a drop of alcohol ever again”
“Swearing off drinking” = “Oh dude… i can’t believe i did that last night. I’m never drinking again.” x “TWO DOLLAR PITCHERS?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HELL YEAH WE’RE DOING THIS”
“Authorities say he was drunk when he relieved himself over the crowd Friday night. He was there with college friends for a concert by a Grateful Dead… tribute… band.”
I love when news anchors have to say things like this.
why are college students hanging out with this old guy?
even if he evidently knows how to have a good time…
Dark Star Orchestra responds: http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2008/11/band_member_lashes_out_at_lips.html
All this after “A drink”? Maybe this was a conscious decision not persuaded by alcohol, given the circumstances I would have done the same thing sober.
Anybody who pisses on Dead fans gets my vote.
The 9:30 club? I’ve been there! And at the balcony! Eww, wow. The bathrooms aren’t that bad, dude.