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Comedian and grown up with a job Bex Schwartz is trying to get into the White House to live with the Obamas the only way she thinks she can: by painting her face like a dog, naming herself “Scraps”, and vowing to help solve the economic crisis and institute universal healthcare. She wants to be the new puppy Sasha and Malia earned. Scraps for First Dog!:

Normally, I’d have to say “That’s your girlfriend” now based on the face painting alone, but I love that Bex Schwartz, and maybe if her so-crazy-it just-might-work Trojan Puppy plan gets her into the White House she’ll let me visit. Either way, I want some of what she’s smoking. (Via Bex’s blog.)

Comments (4)
  1. maybe i’m a jerk for even going along with this… but she looks like my beagle terrier mix, hershey…..

    i’d adopt her.

  2. shayne  |   Posted on Nov 7th, 2008

    that’s the most terrifying puppy-dog I’ve ever seen.

  3. I picture Obama showing this to his children.

  4. We have a saying for little “puppy dogs” like that:

    Bless her Heart!

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