A tipster sent this video the other day, titling it, appropriately, “Amelie, Jr.” But the election was so exciting that I forgot about cute kids for a few days. I fear this little girl’s parents might get icky about the amount of fame she’s currently enjoying on the internet and take it down, so watch her weave her magical tales while you can:

It’s cute because she’s French, and it’s cute because she’s a fucking genius. I can’t wait until she starts putting together elaborate, personal, and heartbreakingly delightful pranks on the citizens of Paris! (Thanks for the tip, Bob!)

Comments (25)
  1. HAHAHA, French people are the bestzies

  2. *dies of cuteness*

  3. Abacus Finch  |   Posted on Nov 6th, 2008 0

    That warms the cockles of even the darkest of hearts

    The subtitles do not even do this little girl justice. :)

  5. Goddamn, she’s cute!

  6. You used the subtitles? I used my Eddie Izzard… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sQkEfAdfY

    Le singe est sur la branche!

  7. This is the cutest little girl ever. Her parents have like a million videos of her on vimeo too, apparently. Can Obama pick her as Secretary of Cuteness?

  8. This is my new “I’m depressed and need something to cheer me up” video.
    I’ve just replaced the live puppy feed!

  9. this kid has a darkish imagination… still cute though.

  10. boxes of animals who are poor … is my new band name.

  11. nice jeb

  12. Chicken box. How cute! And those eyes don’t seem to be real. I want to move to France now and have children who will speak French. (I almost majored in it but gave up.)
    I don’t know if kids I know wouldn’t tell a tale like that, but it wouldn’t be half as cute, because they wouldn’t tell it in French.

  13. Mary Mouse  |   Posted on Nov 6th, 2008 +1

    That was fantastic…the only thing that could make it better would be the camera turning round and you see she’s been talking to Carla Bruni.

  14. Bananza  |   Posted on Nov 6th, 2008 0

    She is very cute, but NOTHING can replace the live puppy feed.

  15. i love this, but not because it’s cute, but because, i too, am allergic to magic – and to proper usage of commas.

  16. Kate  |   Posted on Nov 7th, 2008 0


  17. True story: This morning I was woken up by a phone call from my parents telling me my childhood dog had died. This video is exactly what I needed today. Thanks Videogum. For reals.

  18. unidisco  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2008 +2

    When cloning’s legit and cheap, I’m ordering one of her.

  19. the most beautiful one is “four”

  20. thrillya  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008 0

    Isn’t that the plot to The Last Battle, the last book in the Chronicles of Narnia series?

  21. Lucem.lunaE  |   Posted on Nov 13th, 2008 0

    I’m studing french and i can’t speak like her!
    He es very younger and she is realy WOW!

  22. Erica Rangel  |   Posted on Nov 14th, 2008 +1

    J. K. Rowling eat your heart out!

  23. Roxana Becerra  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2008 0

    I like it a lott !!!
    Thank you

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  25. This makes me happy!

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