Incredible. With the exception of scanning actual news sources for updated information on the too-close-to-call Senate races or the fate of Proposition 8 in California, you almost want to pull the plug on the whole internet to keep it from messing this feeling up with its silliness and petulant irrelevance. Oh, whoops. Too late.

No, not too late! Sexman’s enthusiasm is contagious! OBAMA! Although I think we can all agree to be a little more generous towards the McCain/Palin camp now. (Or at least the McCain camp. Palin is on her own.) More generous than Sexman. Do not use Sexman as your moral or attitudinal compass is what I am saying. Duh is what I am saying.