Every night at 7, when my TV turns itself on and starts playing The Insider as I clean up the empty coffee mugs and candy wrappers that constitute my blogging area (known affectionately as “The Bell Jar”), I think about what life must be like for host Lara Spencer. I don’t know what Lara Spencer set out to be in life — maybe, like many of us, she never had a real plan other than fun and friends. And maybe, like many of us, she’s happy to make a living working in a superficial industry, doing things that nobody will remember in even a day’s time, much less when she’s gone. But certainly, when Lara Spencer was a little girl, she never dreamed she would one day be the one lucky enough to assault America with this:

Someone needs to keep an eye on Lara Spencer, so here we go. To paraphrase Marilyn Monroe: Lara Spencer wasn’t the prettiest. She wasn’t the most talented. She just wanted to exploit the tragic death of an innocent little boy more than anyone else.

Lara Spencer
Lara Spencer from The Insider
Lara Spencer, 'The Insider'
Lara Spencer from The Insider arrives at Octomom's home.  Something ...
Reese Witherspoon dazzles at gala LA premiere of 'This Means War'
Joining Reese on the Red Carpet were Tom Hardy, Chris Pine, Angela Bassett, Chelsea Handler, Abigail Spencer, Laura Vandervoort, Monet Mazur, Krista B. Allen, among others. Directed by McG, "This Means War" is an action spy comedy about two CIA agents ...
Golden Globes: Who Walked Away A Winner?
Other acting winners were Meryl Streep, Michelle Williams, Christopher Plummer, and Octavia Spencer, while Martin Scorsese earned ... Last Station” to newsman Mike Wallace in “The Insider” and a treacherous Klingon general in “Star ...
Comments (11)
  1. Nope, no signs of soul there.

  2. Beefy  |   Posted on Oct 29th, 2008

    I wonder who wrote the prompter copy? She doesn’t know what she is saying, obviously. Stay pretty, Lara!

  3. Hogan  |   Posted on Oct 29th, 2008

    Lara Spencer’s soul is a morgue.

  4. Laura Spencer consumes souls

  5. dementors!
    maybe she was in jail with Prison Mike.

  6. HAHAHA…
    She can’t understand what shes saying, right?

  7. John  |   Posted on Jan 1st, 2009

    She is vapid…period. Empty anda user

  8. WTF? Who is this lady who seems to obviously place herself on the celebrity stage. She is like watching paint peel with a real annoying sound. I have to change the channel and dont give a shit what she is wearing

  9. I like the insider show I watch it everytime I am off work.
    At least she has a job and what she talks about might offend people she seem to be right on the mark This is only my thought you all all able to have your own.

  10. Jess Wils  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009

    I hate Lara Spenser. I think she is fake, ugly on the inside (and on the outside), judgemental, unrelatable, asks stupid questions, lacks depth, assumes the worst esp. about the KING OF POP (I love you Michael), Rude, Trashy and BTW her and her friend Samantha Harris should go jump from a very tall building onto the ground and never to be seen again. And as the previous guy said, she is a fuc $#^* face. This is on behalf of myself and many others. Just google this witch and c how much she is hated.

  11. michael  |   Posted on Aug 14th, 2009

    Lara Spencer is a tool. No one gives a rat’s ass about her clothes and how to get them. I can’t stand that roach!

Leave a Reply

Login

You must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.