On last night’s Daily Show, Jon Stewart figured out the real plan behind Sarah Palin’s run for VP and outrageous clothing, travel, and housing expenses: the Palins are a family of grifters! (That part starts at the 3-minute mark, but the Michael Jackson’s wardrobe stuff before it is pretty funny, too.):

“I know how they’re doing it! The hot one finds an elderly victim, or a “mark,” if you will, and then she seduces him with her un-fancy talk, and once he pulls out the checkbook, BOOM! Here come the relatives! The old fart never had a chance.” (It’s like that movie The Grifters, where John Cusack kisses his mom!)