Posted on Oct 15th, 2008 by Gabe 4 Comments

As we all know, the floppy sack mask is now the scariest mask. But now it is also the most action packed mask. Franklyn trailer, you guys:

I have never once wondered what it would be like if someone combined Dark City, V for Vendetta, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Darkman, Count Duckula, The City of Lost Children, and The English Patient into one confusing steampunk fartmare of a movie. But now that they have, I would probably see it just because I want to know the answer to the following question: huh?

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  1. Ashley  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    Long after this movie is forgotten*, the word “fartmare’ will live on…

    *About an hour and a half after it’s released.

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  2. Becca  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    you forgot to throw WATCHMEN in there. this looks like it will be a bastard chimera of a a movie.

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  3. Dan  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    AND they use the soundtrack from the fountain!?

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  4. tautou  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    Yeah, I was going to point that out too. I liked Sam Riley in Control. Saddens me to see him in this “fartmare” as Gabe put it.

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