Hey remember White Gold And The Calcium Twins, the fake glam rock god who exists to sing about the benefits of milk in a way that causes people to forward his YouTube videos? Well, after a six month hiatus, he’s back with a song about his hair:

I think the inarguable best part is when he says “It ain’t the shampoo” and the Calcium Twins (Skimberly and Wholena) sing “Not the ‘poo.”

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Comments (8)
  1. that reminds me of my favorite steven wright joke – “don’t settle for shampoo. demand the real poo!”

  2. Genevieve  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    I’m still not going to drink milk, gross.
    Anyone remember the movie with the Village People called Don’t Stop The Music? Um, yeah, they had a whole rock thing for milk. This is a rip off.

  3. Patrick  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    I kinda thought the voice sounded familiar… After a quick google, turns out it is indeed Dick Valentine (and The Colonel) from Electric Six…

    Knowing this, I plan to request “Do You Love My Hair” when I go to their show next month.

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  7. I kinda thought the voice sounded familiar too… After a quick google, turns out it is indeed Dick Valentine (and The Colonel) from Electric Six…

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