Apparently Clemson University has such a problem with drunken nudity, vandalism, promiscuity, and friend-humiliation (I’m thinking Sharpie-face-drawing?) that they commissioned an entire slick PSA commercial urging their students to control themselves:

Either Clemson has such a serious problem with drunk students that they’re willing to risk the embarrassment of needing this commercial, or they have a lot of ad money to throw around. Either way, it’s all College Humor’s fault. (Via AdRants.)

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Comments (6)
  1. andy  |   Posted on Oct 9th, 2008

    That girl is kinda cute. i want to get her drunk and see what happens, oh wait, i know what happens…..yeah, lets do it!

  2. am i the douchebag for thinking the ‘other’ version was hotter???

  3. natemc  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2008

    Yes, Clemson DOES have such a serious problem with drunk students that they’re willing to risk the embarrassment of needing this commercial. Have you ever been to Clemson, S.C? You’d want to get drunk too. What a shithole.

  4. Michele  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2008

    Control your zombieness!!

    (and yes, there seriously is nothing else to do in Clemson but get wasted. Clemson and pretty much this whole state. Unless you like to smoke pot and do naturey things.)

  5. This PSA also is kind of reminiscent of the plot for the movie High Tension only with less lesbianism.

  6. Natasha  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2008

    That girl is awesome and lives in Wburg like the rest of us dbags. She is almost always “other” her. But wow, they hired a trained NY actor for their PSA about not getting crazy drunk and more pretty – I think they really mean it, you guys!

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