So yesterday I was all “Did SNL Censor A Sketch Making Fun Of…Everybody?“, but turns out, they censored the sketch because of these people, who are real people, and who objected to the notion that they should be shot, among other things:

Radaronline has the whole conspiracy-theory-laden story for those who want to delve deeper than “Where that mediocre sketch done run off to?” This morning, NBC put up a new, more boring version of the sketch, but you can still see the banned original here.