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If there’s one thing I’ve learned about beautiful, sophisticated women, it’s that they love rolling around in the bed with dirty laundry to pass the time. They just check the voicemail messages on their LAND LINE ANSWERING MACHINE real quick and then it’s DIRTY LAUNDRY PARTY. She fell right asleep after that because he told her not to wait up. Done. Asleep by 6. Perfect. “Rule 100, condescendingly remind her of the importance of a good night’s sleep.”
Also, whoops, Jay-Z, you spelled your perfume 9IX! That’s how an asshole would do it!
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that beat’s pretty sick though
he’s got 9IX problems, but a bitch ain’t one.
That ad was so misogynistic it was created by Sterling Cooper.
Dude, you really don’t understand women, do you? If she’s like me, only not quite as hot, she *washes* her boyfriend’s shirts in Axe body spray, so she can have a nice, *clean*, smells-like-my-boyfriend shirt to put her to sleep–just like her boyfriend does when he blathers on and on about all the important things he’s been doing in his job as a hip-hop mogul.