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The first Baby Wee Wee doll commercial from a few weeks ago was so shocking I had to spend a while researching it to make sure it was real. But this other Baby Wee Wee doll, brought to my attention by a commenter on BWE, is absolutely unbelievable. It…the thing…it…moves. Batteries not included!:
It’s rare that an inappropriate child’s toy comes along that is too wrong even for an ironic gag birthday gift, but I think this is the one. The ultimate and final wrongest child’s toy of all time. Is that really okay in England?
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the lack of video to audio sync makes it extra creepy and extra British. You know how things just look British?
So the baby gets a boner when you touch it? Then it splooges on your face? I want to fuck that doll.
PEE BONER.
I just moved to England, and that thing makes me want to move back. That, and the fact that I can’t find a jar of peanut butter in all of Greater London. Excuse me while I shake my fist: LIMEYS!!!
Is it true that all British people are werewolves?
I never ever want to go to FAO Shwartz with you, even if you do pee gold.
It would be very embarassing, trying to keep you from humping every doll in site.
Yes, yes it would.
LET ME DO IT
Oh. : (
this shyt trouble me… is this ok in the UK?
maybe we americans are just too inclined to think everything leans toward pedophilia… but i’m pretty sure this is universally creepy.
I’m that BWE commenter!
Wow…I feel like I enriched the world just a little bit more than usual today
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Not British, Irish. As in the republic of Ireland, which is not part of the UK.
1. The price is quoted in euros, not pounds.
2. Google “Byrnes world of wonder” (from the end of the ad) and you find a site for an Irish toy store.
HOW DOES ONE OBTAIN A BABY WEE DOLL?
It looks like this isn’t from an English-speaking country. The actors are speaking another language; the English is dubbed over.
In America, any guy that goes into a toy company and says ‘what if we made a doll that when you tickle it his penis points up and squirts you?’ would immediately have DCFS at his door.
Also, this reminds me of It’s Always Sunny: ‘He is not banging any baby dudes!’
Well now we know it’s a possibility.
I wish it were true that peanut butter wasn’t available in the whole of London! If only! Unfortunately the horrible, gut-wrenching, teeth- destroying sickly stuff is available everywhere!
It should be bamned outside of America.
I wish it were true that peanut butter wasn’t available in the whole of London! If only! Unfortunately the horrible, gut-wrenching, teeth- destroying sickly stuff is available everywhere!
It should be bamned outside of America.
BAN THIS TOY NOW!!! IT’S UTTERLY WRONG!!! You might as well teach kids to be perverted if they going to play with something like that…. This is just PURE PURE WRONG. Heck whoever came up with this idea, I would love to shoot him/her right where it hurts most for thinking of a such a thing. BAN THIS!!!!!
What fun – even funnier than seeing the doll was reading all these comments! Shane obviously has absolutely NO sense of humor!
You have serious problems if you think this toy is inappropriate. All kids are curious about our sex organs and little girls have a strong curiosity about penises. This is a practical means of satisfying their curiosity. Mark Montgomery boboberg@nyc.rr.com
Mark, Thank you for your post! What is wrong with all these people? No wonder most of us grow up to hate our bodies and have unfulfilled sex lives!