“Rap is a way of saying ‘knock knock.’”
“Who’s there?”
“It’s me. Open the door and listen to what I’ve got to say.”
[ED. NOTE: no, it's not.]

(thanks for the tip, Edith)

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Comments (11)
  1. Caroline  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2008

    Oh my gosh
    My roommate is asleep in my room and I had to plug my nose and look away to stop from laughing

  2. Hilary Roman  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2008

    Oh man, is this from “Be Somebody”, my All Time #1 Favorite Youtube Find of All Time?

  3. This video lost me when Mr. T approached and all the children did not run away screaming. Disbelief no longer suspended.

  4. Those white girls would be into it, psh, P-R-E-D-I-C-T-A-B-L-E.

  5. will  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2008

    I like the advertisement popup thing: “Looking for Rap? Find and compare prices. Findstuff.com”

  6. So old. SOOO old. I’ve had the mp3 on my iPod for about 3 years.

    Still a classic. I can recite it, if you want.

  7. Slipstream  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2008

    Mr. T is a legend! What a guy. I mean who else but Mr. T? Nobody, there is only one Mr. T and whatever he says, you listen! I just got him on my GPS as a download from Navtones.com. I love it, turn left fool, if you?re driving with me, Mr. T have some rules and regulations?. Don?t give me no jibba-Jabba! You can go to the youtube.com/navtonesgps page and see a few mash-up videos they have of Mr. T there, it?s funny!

    • haha oh man, during the preshow of a movie i watched a while back, some gadget expert was talking about this Mr.T GPS voice. When i heard it, i involuntarily screamed “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?”

      It would have been embarrassing except i think almost everyone there was in the same state of shock and awe.

  8. “Even if you don’t know it, EVERYBODY’S got a rap”

    Even pedophiles and serial killers!

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