You know how stupid people love trampoline accident videos? They find them capitvating and hilarious, which is why even the lamest trampoline accident videos always have millions of views? This 17 minute long clip of Chris Rock on Larry King Live (via Radar) is the thinking man’s trampoline accident video. Captivating and hilarious. You’ll probably receive it from your the thinking man’s mom in a the thinking man’s email forward any minute.

You’re the thinking man’s welcome.