Photos
Pretty Woman is one of those movies where, if you see that it’s on on a Saturday afternoon, even if it’s on the USA Network, you just have to watch it. Okay, I have to anyway (other movies like this include Top Gun, Ghost, and the Clooney Ocean’s 11.) This happened last weekend, and I thought the same thing we all think when we see that movie now: that it is completely and utterly ridiculous, even by romantic comedy standards. So I was reminded of this great clip from the late, lamented Chappelle’s Show that shows what would happen if just one of Pretty Woman‘s ridiculous scenes happened in real life:
They could have done that with the entire movie, starting with the part where Vivian doesn’t do drugs.
 |
 |
You Might Also Like
 Another Toddlers & Tiaras Scandal To Occupy Ourselves With |
ha! all weekend i was saying, “big mistake. big….HUGE!”
because i am also a lady.
There is some “chick gene” responsible for this type of behavior. For example, I have “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”, “The Wedding Date”, and “When Harry Met Sally” all recorded [DON'T JUDGE ME], but if it is on live television, I must tune to the channel and watch it.
I actually wrote these words last week:
“There?s nothing else on except for ?Pretty Woman?, which I?ve seen 80,000 times and my eyeballs will fall out if I watch it again. [Then again, it?s on in the background now and I?m sort of getting into it.]” See what happens?
I don’t get the Pretty Woman thing. That spoof says it all. There would never be a hooker/cinderella story in real life.
I just wanna scream during that movie, “Women, please make your own way in life without depending on a man or selling your body!!!”